mirrored shades - the eye reflects vol 5
things ive learned (and thats no small feat)
mountain dew + cool ranch doritos = weird half-wilted celery taste.
edit: apparently i learned this second hand from tre and bones
atari teenage riot = fingernails on a chalk board atari teenage riot < fingernails on a chalk board.
cheap lemon hard candy + slightly sweetened burned bitter coffee = pine sol flavor.
a flash drive/thumb drive/etc. =/= hard drive. lost data is a crying shame. sometimes literally. especially when you saved future blog posts on it.
im apparently a middle aged woman. i am currently wearing a brace on my wrist/hand, as earlier today i was diagnosed with carpal tunnel syndrome. lame. im pretty sure this takes away any remaining possibility of potential l33t h4xxx0r status.
it starts by taking one vitamin a day. next thing you know youre taking fist-fulls of over-the-counter pills of various sorts three times a day, even though you have no idea if any of them are doing what theyre supposed to do.
much like the words of so many politicians, large, uncoated pills are particularly hard to swallow.
if the shrimp look kinda funny, and smell pretty funny, it isnt the cocktail sauce that tastes funny. stop eating the shrimp.
mountain dew + cool ranch doritos = weird half-wilted celery taste.
edit: apparently i learned this second hand from tre and bones
cheap lemon hard candy + slightly sweetened burned bitter coffee = pine sol flavor.
a flash drive/thumb drive/etc. =/= hard drive. lost data is a crying shame. sometimes literally. especially when you saved future blog posts on it.
im apparently a middle aged woman. i am currently wearing a brace on my wrist/hand, as earlier today i was diagnosed with carpal tunnel syndrome. lame. im pretty sure this takes away any remaining possibility of potential l33t h4xxx0r status.
it starts by taking one vitamin a day. next thing you know youre taking fist-fulls of over-the-counter pills of various sorts three times a day, even though you have no idea if any of them are doing what theyre supposed to do.
much like the words of so many politicians, large, uncoated pills are particularly hard to swallow.
if the shrimp look kinda funny, and smell pretty funny, it isnt the cocktail sauce that tastes funny. stop eating the shrimp.
posted by The EYE at 5:59 PM
7 Comments:
The aches and pains of aging... I empathize.
Oh... and, what is a "l33t h4xxx0r"?
I think I need one of those wrist things too. We can start an middle-aged women club. yea. Darn computers.
"l33t h4xxx0r" is l33t5p34|< (leetspeak) for "elite hacker". its for extra lame computer gamer geeks.
mountain dew + cool ranch doritos = weird half-wilted celery taste
i'm disappointed that proper credit wasn't given to Kris & Shamrock for this one.
hmm... fair enough. i couldnt remember properly who exactly noted the strange flavor combination... my egomaniacal selfish point of view tends to claim all for myself.
so, credit given where credit is due. now go buy a shirt.
n00b
Its a great equation, interesting post!
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