what does the eye command? vol 2
let the battle lines be drawn
image borrowed from perry bible fellowship by comic strip genius nicholas gurewitch
well?
lets have it!
are you pro skub, or anti skub?
this is what the eye commands - PICK A SIDE! leave a comment telling me which side youre on. and if you dont have a blogger account to leave a legitimate comment, then email me what side you picked at email(dot)the(dot)eye(at)gmail(dot)com.
were gonna see where you all really stand.
now lets have it!
and then we will fight! its the rumble you all have been waiting for.
oh, and if youre really feelin smarmy, and rich, and strongly about the issue, buy a shirt specifying your skubness from the good mr. gurewitch at his site (click "things", then "skub shirts").
disclaimer: the EYE has no affiliation with perry bible fellowship or its creator, or anything else having to do with it. i just feel strongly about the issue. it needs to be brought to your attention, and fought about. with whatever weapons available. violently. nuff said.
image borrowed from perry bible fellowship by comic strip genius nicholas gurewitchwell?
lets have it!
are you pro skub, or anti skub?
this is what the eye commands - PICK A SIDE! leave a comment telling me which side youre on. and if you dont have a blogger account to leave a legitimate comment, then email me what side you picked at email(dot)the(dot)eye(at)gmail(dot)com.
were gonna see where you all really stand.
now lets have it!
and then we will fight! its the rumble you all have been waiting for.
oh, and if youre really feelin smarmy, and rich, and strongly about the issue, buy a shirt specifying your skubness from the good mr. gurewitch at his site (click "things", then "skub shirts").
disclaimer: the EYE has no affiliation with perry bible fellowship or its creator, or anything else having to do with it. i just feel strongly about the issue. it needs to be brought to your attention, and fought about. with whatever weapons available. violently. nuff said.
posted by The EYE at 7:49 PM
12 Comments:
What a copout! The author of this post clearly avoids taking a stance on this issue!
I, for one, am PRO SKUB!
Um...ok....I really don't get it, but I guess since we should keep this balanced - I'll be ANTI SKUB
Once again two party politics have claimed dominion over an issue that effects us all on a daily basis. The Pro and Anti-SKUB movements want you all to believe that it's an either or battle and they neglect to mention that there is a third and far more righteous position that no one has considered. It is a position rooted firmly in the beliefs of this great internet. A position that can not be questioned as it is firm and resolute in it's declaration...!
I'm Pro-CHOICE fool! Argue that! hahahahhahhha
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check this out. When I put my little speech into a google search...the first item that pop's up is...
"Politics in Rhodesia: White Power in an African State - Holman - Cited by 5"
Wow...makes you think...
Oh and if you ask me, my friend, about sneeches and stars
I'll clue you in quickly 'bout which ones are 'bove par
it's clear to me as I'm sure you'll agree
the best sneeches are ones with stars upon thars.
*sigh*... hmm... i really wanted some more responses before i came in here, loudly proclaimed my stance, and picked a fight. maybe ill wait a little longer...
sean - i considered getting into the sneech debate, but thought that one might be just a bit too tender a subject to begin with... i figured, start with skub, and go from there... dont even get me started about whether toilet paper is supposed to be dispensed over the top of the roll or from under it...
either way, by the end of it, there will be some virtual blood shed!!!
Of course you now that in my deepest of hearts I can't rightly abide a SKUB sympathizer!
And, only a Skub loving pyscho would load his toilet paper from under!! Can you even imagine...LOL!
anti-skub = the terrorists win.
(grumble grumble) you know, i was really wanting more responses before i got into it, but... you forced me...
*the EYE leaves the room*
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*with a animalistic howl the EYE charges into the room, looks around, instantly judging peoples skubness, charges up to cold bones and cracks him in the face. the EYE runs around the room looking for more of the dreaded pro skubbers. finding none, he runs back around to cold bones and kicks him in the jimmies. the EYE runs around the room one more time, thinking he might have missed somebody, but finding nobody else, he returns to cold bones, who, now knowing what will happen, quickly drops a shoulder and throws the EYE into the nearest wall. rising as quickly as possible, the EYE begins yelling almost unintelligibly
the pro skubbers are VIOLENT! i mean, look at the picture! VIOLENT! they PICK FIGHTS WHERE THERE ARE NONE! i dont know about you folks, but i dont want to raise my children around no violence loving, unwashed, future ruining pro skubbers! they eat children and kick puppies! and they like their toilet paper under the roll!
better to eat rubber than to be a pro skubber!!!
feeling justified in his rant, the EYE lifts his fists triumphantly in the air, gives a jumping high five to sean perkey, then gives an intense low ten to yvonne. he then looks at emandtheeye, uncertain, and decides to leave things as they are there. indoctrination will begin later.
he crosses his arms and stares accusingly at cold bones the skubber.
sure, side with your mom. take the easy way out.
all i'm saying is - the pro-skubber in the cartoon obviously throws a PRE-EMPTIVE punch.
did you notice that you never get to see the anti-skubber's left fist close up? that's because he's wearing brass knuckles. obviously he came looking for a fight. the pro-skubber is just smart enough to get the first punch in.
think about it.
Pro of course. Anything else is stupdi.
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