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2/06/2006

searching for their inner eye volume 1

no fancy title

so ive had this site meter thing up for a few weeks, and its interesting to see who my regular viewers are (you cant hide me... BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahaha...hahahah...heh...). and then all of a sudden i started noticing people finding me via search engines while searching for things that struck me as a bit strange. so i give you my newest column, "searching for their inner eye" - how random strangers have come across my site through some strange twist of fate, miracle of God, entropic fluke, or statistically eventual likelihood.

how to use an axe safely
clearly they didnt find what they were looking for

rash under eye
hmm...

pentogram
dammit. no accounting for spelling errors. stupid...

how to make a bong slide pen
im certain all the necessary instructions were located, and the wiki article may have helped as well. im not sure if im proud of that...

staple in eye
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!

queer eye for the rude boy
seriously. i have no words. im too awed to even say something humorous.

why cant we sneeze with our eye open
good question. and i dont have the answer. but perhaps i should spend some time with this one... see, the funny thing is, the reason they found me as number 2 in their search is because they didnt bother with the apostrophe in "cant" either. heh.

tickle inside eye and stabbing eye pain
good lord man! screw the internet searches, go get that looked at! YAHOO IS NO DOCTOR!

stop all the downloadin
this makes me happy.

im a computah
12 hours later, and on the other side of the country. i figured, with that kind of randomness, its only fair that i link it. especially for my readers that dont know what the hell im talking about. in these last two.

so after ive gathered up a few more, ill post another of these. i may have another column for you, dear readers (and random strangers), in the near future, just as soon as i can find a good topic. and i want to do another "cross eyed" interview, i just have to decide who to interview and get the job done... ill figure it out.

until next time,
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p.s. - hey, if any of you brilliant readers out there (brilliant simply because you spend your time here, obviously) know how to help me out with some html so i can throw some drop down boxes on the side of the page so that people can bring up a page full of the same column (rather than just by month), please shoot me an email or a comment or something... i would be eternally grateful.

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