the eye observes, vol 1

this photo was taken with my pda. the sign was hanging on the wall inside the stall in the bathroom at work.

it's none of your stinking business whether or not it was taken from a seated position. no more questions!

what kind of sad, sick world has it become, when this is a problem? these stalls arent big and roomy or anything. its not like the toilet might have been too far away and out of reach or something.

on the other hand, there is pure twisted comedy in this. picture, if you dare, some muddle-headed buffoon standing there with "used" toilet paper in hand. he looks at the toilet, then to the seat cover dispenser. then the toilet. then the seat cover dispenser. obvious choice - stuff it into the seat cover box.

and what scares me more is that this printout isnt something that the cleaning crew would have put up (i dont think they have much access to a computer and printer to actually make it). no, sir. it had to be some poor, unfortunate soul (who most certainly lost his appetite that day) that found said infraction, and needed to post this sign, lest it should happen again.

or alternately, if you prefer the tinfoil hat sort of approach, perhaps he who posted the sign is indeed the culprit as well... a sort of pat on the back, "guess what i did" form of self gratification.

damn thats nasty.

i prefer this: somebody posted the sign just in case somebody might be thinking of doing it. that would be some intensely strange and disturbing/disturbed paranoia...

maybe the poster was reminding himself not to?

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