what does the eye command?

And now, a new column...


apparently, the ancient greeks believed that putting a piece of amethyst in a drinking glass or in one's mouth while drinking alcohol prevented intoxication; the word "amethyst" actually means "not intoxicated".

i've decided, i want to believe in this too. i figure, hey, its new year's eve tomorrow, so get on your game and try this out for me. i need you to give me proof that this works.

do not try to tell me that it isn't true. because i won't believe you.

you have your mission.